Seven Mile Bridge Run Goes South: When Sneakers Meet Bumpers
Alright, listen up, Florida! I’ve got a story that’ll make you spit out your orange juice.
Runners vs. Cars: The Lawsuit Waiting to Happen
So there’s this big-deal run in the Keys, right? Seven Mile Bridge Run. Sounds fun, yeah? Well, it was all sunshine and endorphins until some genius in a car decided to play bumper cars with the runners. Two poor schmucks got nailed. And we’re not talking about a love tap here. These guys ended up in the hospital, probably wishing they’d stayed in bed with a box of donuts instead. Now, here’s where it gets interesting. These runners? They’re probably staring at medical bills longer than the bridge they were running on. And that’s not even counting the whole scar settlement value mess. Because nothing says “I survived Florida” like a gnarly scar, am I right?
The Legal Hangover: More Painful Than Your Last Sunburn
Let me tell you, the legal stuff after something like this? It’s messier than a gator’s dentist appointment. Who’s to blame? The driver who thought “yield” was just a suggestion? The race folks who maybe skimped on safety? It’s like trying to figure out who ate the last piece of key lime pie at a family reunion. And don’t even get me started on the insurance dance. It’s enough to make you want to call up some Reliance Standard LTD attorneys just to keep your sanity.
The Aftermath: When “Walk It Off” Doesn’t Cut It
Here’s the kicker – this ain’t just about some bruises and a CT scan accident report. We’re talking potential life-changing stuff here. These guys might be looking at more doctor visits than a hypochondriac during flu season. Look, here’s the deal, straight from your pals at Legal Referral: Whether you’re running a marathon or just running to the liquor store before it closes, Florida’s got more surprises than a grab bag at a Miami nightclub. So keep your head on a swivel and our number in your phone.